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  <title>Orla W.</title>
  <subtitle>"...which is to say, I've no idea."</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Orla W.</name>
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  <updated>2012-04-04T00:29:33Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-12-21:1156584:1546</id>
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    <title>NaPoWriMo #3</title>
    <published>2012-04-04T00:27:37Z</published>
    <updated>2012-04-04T00:29:33Z</updated>
    <category term="poetry"/>
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    <content type="html">Actually, a correction; this is a day late, the previous poem was two days late. By my time.  But going by the website, I'm still reasonably on track with this one. I also remembered the theme! I'm on a winning streak. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Epithalamion.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good luck, good luck, good luck, my girl&lt;br /&gt;Or whoever&amp;rsquo;s girl you are.&lt;br /&gt;Kiss the old and blue,&lt;br /&gt;You lovely borrowed something new-&lt;br /&gt;For you have come so very far&lt;br /&gt;To be someone&amp;rsquo;s &amp;quot;she'll do&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=sandwitch&amp;ditemid=1546" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-12-21:1156584:1426</id>
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    <title>NaPoWriMo #2</title>
    <published>2012-04-04T00:16:19Z</published>
    <updated>2012-04-04T00:16:19Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">...a day late. Again, no theme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A Moment.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder am I wrong when I think the world is wrong&lt;br /&gt;And I wonder if my ex-girlfriend was right.&lt;br /&gt;Because I sometimes have to say please don&amp;rsquo;t talk to me that way&lt;br /&gt;It doesn&amp;rsquo;t work, because people laugh when I'm polite.&lt;br /&gt;But if you open up your mouth I&amp;rsquo;m going to try to punch you out&lt;br /&gt;And I&amp;rsquo;m not very strong, so my GBH would all go wrong&lt;br /&gt;And I'd hate that. Wouldn't you hate that, too?&lt;br /&gt;So make me cry- but please, don&amp;rsquo;t make me shout.&lt;br /&gt;Because when I shout, I shout, I scream, I am a madwoman, in &lt;em&gt;public&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will throw things at you and miss and people will laugh about it later&lt;br /&gt;I will spill tea and be honest and cry unpleasantly and look stupid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it would have been better if I hit you but I only shattered china&lt;br /&gt;And that made it very, very funny&lt;br /&gt;And I laughed along later&lt;br /&gt;Because you&amp;rsquo;ve got to or you&amp;rsquo;re crazy&lt;br /&gt;And I'd rather be a traitor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br type="_moz" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=sandwitch&amp;ditemid=1426" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-12-21:1156584:1062</id>
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    <title>NaPoWriMo #1</title>
    <published>2012-04-01T15:26:45Z</published>
    <updated>2012-04-01T15:26:45Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">Well, I didn't stick to the prompt, because this had been lurking around my head for a while, but I quite like it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A Girly Subject, Anyway.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I will wear my waistcoat&lt;br /&gt;And I will slick down my hair&lt;br /&gt;And I will hide my barely B-cups&lt;br /&gt;Even though they&amp;rsquo;re barely there.&lt;br /&gt;And I will write and write and write&lt;br /&gt;I will never cease to type&lt;br /&gt;I will pick myself a man&amp;rsquo;s name&lt;br /&gt;And work all through the night.&lt;br /&gt;Because otherwise, I analyse&lt;br /&gt;With my biros and my bottom lip well-bitten&lt;br /&gt;All the blank and angry poetry I&amp;rsquo;m sure is terribly well-written.&lt;br /&gt;I sit up late and ponder&lt;br /&gt;The words of some bloke six foot under&lt;br /&gt;Who writes about women sometimes. Big hand for him.&lt;br /&gt;He&amp;rsquo;s usually in love. They&amp;rsquo;re usually thin.&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes they&amp;rsquo;re dead. Female bodies are a favourite&lt;br /&gt;Honoured and admired and honestly quite worshipped&lt;br /&gt;And lovingly coffined up in similes, served with a side of metaphor&lt;br /&gt;Always&lt;em&gt; someone's&lt;/em&gt; subject, because we fought so many of our own great wars&lt;br /&gt;And Sassoon ever noticed. And the boys studying English Lit&lt;br /&gt;Couldn&amp;rsquo;t relate to our tiny daily deaths and our enormous lives&lt;br /&gt;Too big to fit in just one line, too painful to rhyme&lt;br /&gt;Because our lives don&amp;rsquo;t.&lt;br /&gt;And the times will change and churn, turn and give rise-&lt;br /&gt;- to another boy's poem, for a another clever girl to analyse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=sandwitch&amp;ditemid=1062" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-12-21:1156584:807</id>
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    <title>A poem.</title>
    <published>2012-02-20T21:50:21Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-20T21:50:21Z</updated>
    <category term="poetry"/>
    <category term="abuse"/>
    <category term="getting feelings everywhere"/>
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    <content type="html">This is very likely far from my best; it becomes more of a rant than a poem. But maybe that's alright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TW: abuse in a relationship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="cut-wrapper"&gt;&lt;span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class="cut-open"&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-text"&gt;&lt;a href="https://sandwitch.dreamwidth.org/807.html#cutid1"&gt;Birds.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-close"&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=sandwitch&amp;ditemid=807" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2011-12-21:1156584:568</id>
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    <title>How Arthur Conan Doyle robbed me of my inheritance.</title>
    <published>2012-02-06T22:05:48Z</published>
    <updated>2012-02-06T22:05:48Z</updated>
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    <category term="my family is amazing"/>
    <category term="at least 40% of this is true"/>
    <category term="who gave granddad ouzo"/>
    <category term="scrabble is serious business"/>
    <category term="my family is terrifying"/>
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    <content type="html">&lt;span class="cut-wrapper"&gt;&lt;span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class="cut-open"&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-text"&gt;&lt;a href="https://sandwitch.dreamwidth.org/568.html#cutid1"&gt;Someday I'll sue.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class="cut-close"&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=sandwitch&amp;ditemid=568" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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